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Endorphin Salad Surprise

Ingredients:

1 Shin
1 Forgotten Tow Hitch
1 Active Stride

Take the Shin and mix it with the Tow Hitch vigorously, using the Active Stride. Dance around on one leg yelling obscenities for five minutes. Fall over twitching until the results stop overloading the synapses. Top with Adrenaline for lasting twitchy goodness.

Serves one.

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triggur
Mar. 3rd, 2008 03:56 am (UTC)
ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow
revar
Mar. 3rd, 2008 10:51 pm (UTC)
Didn't break the skin. Hasn't even discolored much yet. It's just a slightly sore barely swollen bump now.

You would think anything that causes so much pain would have the courtesy to actually look like it.
lone_puma
Mar. 6th, 2008 04:15 am (UTC)
I think Triggur comment sums it up perty well.... OUCH!!!
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